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PostSubject: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:59 am

IM SO JDM that im planning to attack pearl harbor again.
I'M SO JDM, my car has a rice cooker in it....
I'M SO JDM, i use soy sauce for oil
I'M SO JDM, I sleep on the right side of the bed.
I'M SO JDM, i had a penis reduction
I'M SO JDM, i piss saki!

Those are stolen,but it doesnt matter if you steal or make up your own lets hear em'!

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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:28 pm

I'm so JDM I'm right handed.

That's the only one I've ever really heard..
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:15 pm

im usdm... i sleep on the left side Crying or Very sad
my girls the one thats jdm and sleeps on the right side.

in fact its weird we walk and hold hands, im on the left, shes on the right
sleep same
ride bikes at night the same
drive cars ... lol yes i have been known to drive on the left side of the road for long periods of time.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:08 pm

I'm so JDM, I aim to the right. (If she doesn't feel like swallowing...) king

I'm so JDM, I used zipties to hold my Jeeps bumper on. (After I wrecked it)

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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:36 pm

im soo JDM, i own neon zip ties.

im soo JDM, people refer to me as the zip tie technician.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:44 am

I'm so JDM I have a passenger seat on the drivers side.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:04 pm

Yeah, yeah, I'm so JDM..... confused .....






Your mom has lips!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:21 am

Im so JDM i use dental floss for a blind fold...

Im so JDM even my girlfriends vagina is slanted

Im so JDM i whack off to anime.

Im so JDM i think Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift is a documentary..

Im so JDM i only eat at Kobe Steak houses

Im so JDM i only eat fish raw....


yeah these keep getting lamer as i run out of racist things to say...

Im so JDM i take 3 hours to back out of your driveway (ohh snap)

Im so JDM that all my cars made after 2006 are speed limited to 112 MPH

see they really do keep getting lamer.

Disclaimer.... These were all made up by me as i wrote this... feel free to steal my jokes and use them as your own... i know you will anyway.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:28 pm

Lol!

Yeah I'll use one or two...

I'm so JDM, I take 4 hours to back out of my driveway...

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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:46 pm

haha alot of them were stupid and you could only get if you knew something about their dumbass laws... like that 112 mph thing
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:33 pm

Never paid attention...

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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:41 pm

awww
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:52 am

Could care less, cause I don't live in JP. (Jurassic Park...)

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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:06 pm

yeah... gotta love zipties though.


nothing that cant be fixed with zipties and duct tape....

just waiting for a valve cover to be held on with zips and sealed with duct tape gaskets.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:50 pm

I'm gunna go do that!!! Razz Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Sat Jan 24, 2009 12:25 am

and you can make an intake out of pure JB weld.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:54 pm

^ WTF?

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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:43 pm

LS14 wrote:
and you can make an intake out of pure JB weld.

Fuck JB weld, PVC is the shit. afro
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Sat Jan 24, 2009 7:50 pm

Lol!

Still ^ WTF?

I want to see that shit...

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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:48 pm

yeah i have a JDM intake...

i cut the bottom of the air box off and stuck my filter in the new (half) intake.

got the old 1x3 pipe still there (now fastened with the ever popular zip tie)

epic win.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Tue Jan 27, 2009 12:27 am

PICS!!! Never got to see it last race night...

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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:32 pm

my pc is fucked harder than miley cyrus at a pedo convention...

youll just have to take a peek this saturday bitch.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:53 am

Pedo convention?!?!?!

When?!

Where?!

What time?!

How young?!

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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:38 pm

When-8:30-5:30 every weekday

Where-Daycare

What time-same thing as when dumbass

How young-Young Enough.
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PostSubject: Re: Post your favorite "Im so JDM" quote.   Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:04 pm

Over the age of 13?...

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